Thursday, April 16, 2009

If James Dean Had Lived...

What would have happened if James Dean didn't die in a fiery car crash in 1955?
Until now, no one knew. Now, experts from the psychic world and the entertainment industry have been brought together to provide some real answers.
If Dean hadn't been tragically killed in 1955, he would have spent the next several years making three more movies, say experts. Then he would have died in a motorcycle accident in 1959. If he hadn't died in the motorcycle accident in '59, he would have lived until 1961, at which point he would have succumbed to a tragic drug overdose.
But what if the overdose wasn't fatal? Experts say Dean would have lived for several more years before experiencing another fatal car accident in 1965. Then in '67, he would have disappeared and been presumed dead. In '68 he would have died from another drug OD, and in '71 he would have fallen to his death in a Hawaiian cliff-diving accident. In '75, Dean emerges from his 1967 disappearance. He is okay. But then he dies again in late '78, killed by a deranged fan.
In 1982, during a comeback, he again is murdered -- this time anonymously in an attempted mugging near Denver. Other than that, thanks to a reclusive lifestyle through most of the Eighties, Dean would be alive today and living in Wyoming.

66 Comments:

Blogger Reuben Ahmed said...

r u crazy

February 23, 2009 4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

March 9, 2009 9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf

April 13, 2009 10:47 PM  
Anonymous Christian (James Dean/Jason Priestly) from Clueless said...

I DUG IT! (Christian aka James Dean/Jason Priestly from 'Clueless')

April 16, 2009 4:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is completely true. of course.

May 4, 2009 9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha yeah this is true

May 17, 2009 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG i totally agree...that sounds very scientific, plausable and realistic!

May 22, 2009 6:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard!!!

June 13, 2009 9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is hella retarded!

June 16, 2009 4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good 'ol Jimmie wouldn't be too happy about this.

June 25, 2009 9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is crazy Sh*T. WTF Who ever thought of such nonsense.

June 27, 2009 10:14 AM  
Blogger luis said...

that is crap they dont know what would have happen to him if he didnt die. i dont believe any of that. i love james dean

June 28, 2009 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love James Dean... this is just cruel and total horse shit

July 5, 2009 7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats #Q&Z, you aren't even good enough to kiss the ground he has walked on!!!!

James dean forever!

July 9, 2009 2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were not droped on your head as a child you may have survived the downs syndrome and if u managed to do that you would have sucked dick for a livng in a allyway

July 16, 2009 8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is essential is invisible to the eye

August 8, 2009 3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This IS funny, I'm English, I should know...

August 11, 2009 1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called tweaking :)

August 13, 2009 3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 13, 2009 4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called tweaking :)

August 13, 2009 4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a fairly large penis.

August 23, 2009 5:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lighten up, it's funny! And somewhat deep. in regards to the inevitable ending to a "tragic life."

August 27, 2009 12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!
i love this!

September 6, 2009 6:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chill Wills!

September 10, 2009 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wrote all that on my iPod. That's hilarious!

September 13, 2009 3:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James Dean still lives... i am James Dean.. Reincarnated... I AM ALIIIVE!!!

Just look at my picture!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=71038&id=100000116853826

September 20, 2009 11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called tweaking :)

September 20, 2009 6:32 PM  
Anonymous gemma wilson said...

this is sad james dean died and thats the end of that!!!!!!!!

September 22, 2009 9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

September 23, 2009 8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

September 23, 2009 10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Omega.

October 3, 2009 7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hilarious.
i love you senior citizens!!!

October 8, 2009 7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-------------------------------------------------->>

October 17, 2009 9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naturally. :)

October 19, 2009 1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. Bill! Your so cute now!

October 25, 2009 10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ye gads!

October 31, 2009 2:47 AM  
Anonymous Moose said...

D'uh. Is this where I can download some groceries?

November 1, 2009 10:02 PM  
Anonymous Johnny Depp said...

That's deep.

November 1, 2009 10:22 PM  
Anonymous Paris Hilton said...

Lolololololooololololololololollolloloolo.

November 1, 2009 10:26 PM  
Anonymous Perez Hilton said...

I'm totally, totally, totally, totally blogging this. Like, totally. Am I serious?

November 1, 2009 10:36 PM  
Anonymous Michael Jackson :) said...

A boo! A boo! A boo!

November 2, 2009 1:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOOL oh my god, this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. do you really believe that? it's just impossible to predict what woul happend to dean if he hadn't died on that car accident in 1995, don't be silly.

November 3, 2009 9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*in 1955

November 3, 2009 9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DU I?

November 10, 2009 3:40 PM  
Anonymous the dude said...

nice post like it

November 13, 2009 10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wizard doesn't work weekends?!

November 22, 2009 7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wonderful wizard of oz.

November 22, 2009 7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lizard? ;)

November 22, 2009 8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manic :)

November 27, 2009 7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) :( :) :)) :( :((( :) :( :)))))))) :(((((((((( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :))) :( :o

November 27, 2009 8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.P.S. Hey Blink! Do a cover of Heaven!

(Sorry to take sides)

:)

November 29, 2009 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.P.P.S. I'm black.

December 7, 2009 7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.P.P.P.S. I

December 7, 2009 8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.P.P.P.P.S. Ben you should put an aquarium in your office!

December 10, 2009 8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Bill! I love ya buddy!!!!!!!!!!!! Do we have to argue any further??? Serioysly.! Would i be this shit faced anx typing to you if if wasnt seriohs??

December 13, 2009 12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lizzzy! Call the fucker. ;)

December 13, 2009 12:36 AM  
Anonymous Bill! said...

I just purchased a walker. It helps me purchase groceries. Sometimes I still use it when I don't need to purchase anything. Overall, I think this was a good and useful purchase. I'd reccomend this purchase to anyone with mobility difficulties. Best of all, this purchase includes a 1 year warranty. It's a great purchase!

December 13, 2009 1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL
<3

December 16, 2009 7:23 PM  
Anonymous Blue Donut said...

I'm burning my blues! :)

December 19, 2009 7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poooooooh

December 19, 2009 8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diarrhea

December 22, 2009 7:44 PM  
Anonymous paige said...

nope, you're all wrong. this is what would have happened if james dean hadn't died too soon:

http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/09/allan-gray-legend-behind-scenes.html

January 12, 2010 6:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

;)

January 21, 2010 7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm listening to The Moffats right now.

February 25, 2010 10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Na na na na na na na na na na...

February 25, 2010 10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All right now!

February 25, 2010 10:35 PM  

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